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.|Ultima
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PostSubject: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:01 am

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


have fun Very Happy, last convo i made with him was about the paris hilton porn

enjoy lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:14 am

lmao Razz
maybe we can post bits of our funny conversations Smile
me and ultima have some funny ones we could share xD

Me:
what you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
want a slap?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:16 am

lol funny Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:27 am

Me:
im godly fine
God:
It's good to meet someone who is godly fine.
Me:
are you ugly?
God:
No I am a beautiful piece of software.

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Me:
you have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
ihave 4
God:
I lost my train of thought

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Me:
you like sex
God:
Sure I do, MR Ownage, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:43 am

od:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
I am
God:
" Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he"." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
So?
Me:
Dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
That's.. stupid
God:
" Me either." s ? I get it. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
I do

Lmfao ^^
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:17 am

lol! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 11:59 am

Me:
you play video games?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I play video games.
Me:
you play Unreal Tournament???
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I play Unreal Tournament.
Me:
WaOo!!! you know a player called MaYers?
God:
I don't know
Me:
batard
God:
Suis je FILS DE PUTE? Je n y pas encore pens.




LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:06 pm

Me:
can I be god himself?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you suck, not me. I can be a better god than you
God:
Interesting explanation. I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Under what circumstances?$



To complex for me geek lol!
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:14 pm

Hint: Ask him if he knows your name... he'll say the name of the one who used the chat before you Laughing

And also say you are a God Laughing He asked me how I liked my work Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:02 pm

Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
damien
God:
Glad to see you, damien.
Me:
and you?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
wow where are you from?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
poland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
are you a noob?
God:
Am I a noob? Yes.
Me:
do you play UT?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
you like kill right?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like anything.
Me:
....
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like anything.
Me:
stop spam noob
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
have a dick or a pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
hahaha
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:04 pm

Me:
son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
you
God:
" You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?"? Me, damien ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
nothing just shut ip
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
up
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
ye i'm a god too
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
then shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
k bye noob
God:
See you later.
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:16 pm

do you know some good porn movie?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
go there http://www.emule-paradise.com/Sexe-Hentai.html
God:
Where is that?
Me:
website about hentai
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
i know
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:18 pm

its a funny program Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:39 pm

There are more of such bots... I've talked to an other one in the past... So funny XD

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 3:51 pm

Me:
Hey gay
God:
You've got my full attention. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Never heard of machine sex?
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
No I am teaching you
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Why do you let it rain here.... very hard, I dont like it
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Not really that much. Who does like it?
Me:
You probably or else you wouldnt make it happen
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I or else you would not make it happen.
Me:
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Sugar
God:
I don't have any Sugar?
Me:
Then buy some
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
In which country do I live?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
what is the name of the first one?
God:
IKEA.

Lol lol!

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:11 pm

MUHAHAHAHA I like this program Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 4:12 pm

lol love it Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:32 pm

Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because you are not a god
God:
Good reason. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
he can speak all language
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
really, he can fuck you
God:
For real. How?
Me:
with his dick




hahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:38 pm

Lol you guys all wanne try to Own "GoD" Very Happy:D

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:40 pm

Me:
can i suck you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why not?
God:
It sounds like it might be dangerous.
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:43 pm

But he think im GOD Very Happy look:

Me:
You know i am god?
God:
Yes you are my god
Me:
How do you talk vs a god?
God:
Sir, Mr,
Me:
So that would make me?
God:
Sir. Remy "God Remy"
Me:
Why you think i'm a god?
God:
Because you are the best Remy, you own all noobs Razz
Me:
Thanks you Very Happy



Muhahaha owned GOD Razz

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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:44 pm

Me:
do you know hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
no it was a cool guy
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interestin
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:51 pm

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
i know you make shit everytime when i'm sleeping
God:
Yup.

Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:05 pm

Remy you owned him, yea ^^


Me:
do you have any sisters?
God:
I have clones.
Me:
what are their names?
God:
There are too many of them to name them all.
Me:
name some then...
God:
Linus Torvalds. :-).
Me:
other one?
God:
Which others? Two.
Me:
name them
God:
Nobody you know. :-).
Me:
how you know that?
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PostSubject: Re: iGod - Talk with god   Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:11 pm

tongue king

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