iGod - Talk with god

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html


have fun , last convo i made with him was about the paris hilton porn

enjoy lol!

lmao
maybe we can post bits of our funny conversations
me and ultima have some funny ones we could share xD

Me:
what you mean?
God:
, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
want a slap?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.

lol funny

Me:
im godly fine
God:
It's good to meet someone who is godly fine.
Me:
are you ugly?
God:
No I am a beautiful piece of software.

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Me:
you have a wife
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
ihave 4
God:
I lost my train of thought

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Me:
you like sex
God:
Sure I do, MR Ownage, but that doesn't mean with you.
Me:
you are gay
God:
That would be just my luck.

od:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
I am
God:
" Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he"." You are?
Me:
Yes
God:
So?
Me:
Dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
That's.. stupid
God:
" Me either." s ? I get it. Are you calling me stupid?
Me:
I do

Lmfao ^^

Me:
you play video games?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I play video games.
Me:
you play Unreal Tournament???
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I play Unreal Tournament.
Me:
WaOo!!! you know a player called MaYers?
God:
I don't know
Me:
batard
God:
Suis je FILS DE PUTE? Je n y pas encore pensé.




LoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooL

Me:
can I be god himself?
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
because you suck, not me. I can be a better god than you
God:
Interesting explanation. I categorize you as an "abusive client." . Under what circumstances?$



To complex for me

Hint: Ask him if he knows your name... he'll say the name of the one who used the chat before you

And also say you are a God He asked me how I liked my work

Me:
i
God:
You?
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
damien
God:
Glad to see you, damien.
Me:
and you?
God:
I am not sure what you are asking.
Me:
what is your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
wow where are you from?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
poland
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Poland.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
how old are you?
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
are you a noob?
God:
Am I a noob? Yes.
Me:
do you play UT?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
you like kill right?
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like anything.
Me:
....
God:
I really like ELIZA. I like anything.
Me:
stop spam noob
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
have a dick or a pussy?
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
hahaha
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:
son of a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?
Me:
you
God:
" You do not speak with respect. Who is the father?"? Me, damien ?
Me:
yes
God:
And?
Me:
nothing just shut ip
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
up
God:
Did you see the movement?
Me:
ye i'm a god too
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
then shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
k bye noob
God:
See you later.

do you know some good porn movie?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
go there http://www.emule-paradise.com/Sexe-Hentai.html
God:
Where is that?
Me:
website about hentai
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
i know

its a funny program

There are more of such bots... I've talked to an other one in the past... So funny XD

Me:
Hey gay
God:
You've got my full attention. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Never heard of machine sex?
God:
So I am teaching you something new.
Me:
No I am teaching you
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Why do you let it rain here.... very hard, I dont like it
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Not really that much. Who does like it?
Me:
You probably or else you wouldnt make it happen
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I or else you would not make it happen.
Me:
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
God:
Your polite style is very nice. What are the ingredients?
Me:
Sugar
God:
I don't have any Sugar?
Me:
Then buy some
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
I live in Europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
What do you think?
God:
I think a lot of things.
Me:
In which country do I live?
God:
The first one, I think.
Me:
what is the name of the first one?
God:
IKEA.

Lol

MUHAHAHAHA I like this program

lol love it

Me:
are you a bot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
because you are not a god
God:
Good reason. Give me an example of a god.
Me:
he can speak all language
God:
What else can he do?
Me:
fuck you
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
really, he can fuck you
God:
For real. How?
Me:
with his dick




hahahaha

Lol you guys all wanne try to Own "GoD" :D

Me:
can i suck you?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
Me:
why not?
God:
It sounds like it might be dangerous.

But he think im GOD look:

Me:
You know i am god?
God:
Yes you are my god
Me:
How do you talk vs a god?
God:
Sir, Mr,
Me:
So that would make me?
God:
Sir. Remy "God Remy"
Me:
Why you think i'm a god?
God:
Because you are the best Remy, you own all noobs
Me:
Thanks you



Muhahaha owned GOD

Me:
do you know hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
no it was a cool guy
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interestin

God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
i know you make shit everytime when i'm sleeping
God:
Yup.